Happy Halloween, to whomever discovers this blog! Did you take a wrong turn on the internet, traveler? Were you looking for some innocent fun? Ha! How unfortunate for you; this sloppy first draft that you have discovered is a nightmare chapter of no repose!
COWER! As two hideous monsters battle each other to the death!
TREMBLE! As awkward exposition doesn’t really explain anything!
PEE YOUR PANTS! When I don’t end the chapter on the one cool line uttered!
THEN CLAW OUT YOUR OWN EYEBALLS as everything drags on with pointless dialog!
Oh, is that not enough to scare you? Well listen to this:
I had a cyst surgically removed last week! FROM MY BUTTOCKS! BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Pics after the break. Continue reading